service

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 15:10:01

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word
"service."

"It's the act of doing things for other people."

Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:

Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations

Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought
"service" meant.

So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired
a bull to "service" a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective.
Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.

I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 16:01:12

lololol